Down on his luck, Ty attempts a home invasion with the help of his ex-stripper girlfriend, Candy, in hopes of some quick cash. However, they may have picked the wrong home. The home owners, Hank and Nancy, are not your average retired couple! In fact, they seem to know more about guns and violence than Ty and Candy do. What have they gotten themselves into? And who’s really in control of this crazy evening? Only time will tell. Secrets, confessions, hijinks and hilarity rule this delightful tale about a robbery gone awry.

In Pitt Meadows April 30 to May 2 at 730pm and Sunday May 3 at 1pm at Heritage Hall
In Maple Ridge May 7 to 9 at 730pm and Sunday May 10 at 1pm at the Albion Community Centre
There will be 1 additional performance at the TBC Fraser Valley Zone Festival, being hosted this year by the White Rock Players Club at the Oceana Parc Playhouse. Date TBA.

• Online sales close 2 hours before each showtime. Unless we are Sold Out, there may also be tickets available at the door. Cash only at the venue. (Credit/Debit MAY be available, but relies on a strong wifi signal, which is not always available)
• Festival Seating. Season Passholders will be admitted first. Please come early if your seating location is important to you. Auditorium doors open 1/2 hour before showtime.
• This show is suitable for all ages, though young children will likely be bored.
• Facility is wheelchair accessible. Please arrive a minimum of 40 minutes before showtime for advance seating.

Genuine thanks for your support of Emerald Pig, and keeping the arts alive in our community!